so, i was shopping in sainsbury's on monday evening and trying to navigate around a man with walking aid and his accomplice with trolley, when the guy behind me muttered the following ..."dirty words, dirty words" in a sleazy american accent. now, i'm not sure if he thought i was part of the obstruction and was in his way. or if he was on a hands free booty call (in the vegetable aisle?). or just a nutter? (west london, 6:30pm. likely). but by saying "dirty words, dirty words" was he using the latest version (10.9) of 'frack' or 'frickin'? you know what i mean. don't you? i suspect that these stupid substitute swear words that have become acceptable (only in US sci-fi dramas) have now been superseded with other phrases like "dirty words, dirty words". i like it. and i might start saying it. but i am aware that muttering the same words over and over could put me in the 'nutter' category. (west london, 24/7. definitely).